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Old Jan 25, 2006, 05:01 AM // 05:01   #1881
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plays the accordian aqnd blows out every1s ear drums
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Old Jan 25, 2006, 05:12 AM // 05:12   #1882
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Takes a Jagged-edged knife and slits My personal apocalypse's throat and burns the accordian with Napalm.

"There, much better." Walks into a shadowy corner to watch the chaos ensue.
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Old Jan 25, 2006, 05:26 AM // 05:26   #1883
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*Tosses Labbatt's to I pwnd U and Paul (we're crew) and asks "who are all these people and how'd they find our bar? Also I think Bulletsmile wants into the crew, wotcha think?" "Hey MPA why don't ya play the bagpipes, they're better than an accordian."
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Old Jan 25, 2006, 01:14 PM // 13:14   #1884
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"thanks nur, ya i have no idea how these people found our bar but as long as they leave us alone they should turn out ok. hmmmm bulletsmile is gonna have to prove themself a lil more before we let them into our lil group." *sips beer and watchs chaos*
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Old Jan 25, 2006, 11:21 PM // 23:21   #1885
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Takes out a pistol and points at I pwnd U, saying "Give me some beer..."
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Old Jan 26, 2006, 12:01 AM // 00:01   #1886
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*ties nameless too a chair than grabs a fire hose hooked up to a beer truck and starts filling nameless with beer*

enough beer for ya
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Old Jan 26, 2006, 12:40 AM // 00:40   #1887
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*laughs at nameless for being a n00b in the good ol bar* "you havent been here long enough to have a beer o young one" *tosses beer to dark*
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Old Jan 26, 2006, 02:34 AM // 02:34   #1888
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drinks more, laughs at nameless for trying to get a beer and then passes out
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Old Jan 26, 2006, 02:47 AM // 02:47   #1889
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*drinks beer and just relaxs*
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Old Jan 27, 2006, 12:37 AM // 00:37   #1890
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*comes in ,announces pigs are done roasting, let's eat !!! grabs 4 Labbatt's tosses one to Darkdragon(who I gather has made amends with pwnd) and returns to pig roast outside on the veranda....
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Old Jan 27, 2006, 05:37 AM // 05:37   #1891
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*STANDS UP RUNS OUTSDIE TO GET SOME PIG!!* "mmm good job on the pig nur!*
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Old Jan 29, 2006, 11:22 PM // 23:22   #1892
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*walks back into the bar and hopes nobody notices i was gone*
*pulls out 3 shot guns and hands 2 of them to i Pwnd U and Nur*
"i got some catchin' up to do"
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Old Jan 29, 2006, 11:30 PM // 23:30   #1893
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*wonders if i should be afraid of the fact that 3 people have shot guns and are standing close to me*

*hides under a chair*
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Old Jan 29, 2006, 11:58 PM // 23:58   #1894
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*sits down and starts to drink beer*
*shoots 3 rats*
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Old Jan 30, 2006, 12:28 AM // 00:28   #1895
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*sits next to paul, sips beer and shoots rats*
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Old Jan 30, 2006, 04:45 AM // 04:45   #1896
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*Continues drinking Labbatt's, eating roasted pig and shooting bat rastards er um rats...
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Old Jan 30, 2006, 06:34 AM // 06:34   #1897
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*drinks some more*
*shoots somebodys leg off with shotgun*
*gets up and walks over to front door, blasts it open, walks over to my car, blasts the car door open, gets cellphone then walks back into the bar*


"in retrospect i probably didn't need to use the shotgun..."
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Old Jan 31, 2006, 04:09 AM // 04:09   #1898
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*Pops head through window, shoots two arrows at April's Broomstick, the first is deflected into Fiery's leg. The second splits the broom right down the length.*

"One out of two ain't bad eh Fiery?"
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Old Jan 31, 2006, 04:11 AM // 04:11   #1899
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*Takes broom from Two, hands Two a Labbatt's and says "I'll give this broom to Darkdragon, that's why we let em stay anyway." *tosses broom at Drakdragon,continues drinking, eating pork and shooting bat rastards.....
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Old Jan 31, 2006, 04:16 AM // 04:16   #1900
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*starts breaking bottles over peoples heads*
*kicks fiery up side the head than in the nuts*

*shoots darkMishkin 1000000000000 times for having dark in his name*
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